SP: look! Another cheez-it that’s two stuck together!
Becks: well, it is mating season.
Sp: what’s mating season
*Laura holds her breath*
Becks: it’s when people get married.
Laura: Berkley, what book do you have out from the library?
Berkley: I don’t remember! I forgot to take a picture of it in my head!
Took this boy to McDonalds. And his bag came pre-colored… (eww.)
Beckham wasn’t wanting to go to school the last week last year.
Laura: You probably won’t do work.
Becks: we have been doing work. We are giving compliments.
Me: that’s not work
Becks: mom, I got (insert name). He’s the worst kid in the class. It IS work!
Brian was putting his pinky up when drinking.
Becks: Dad, that’s not a tea cup. You don’t have to do that. Do it the man way.
Berkley: “I’m famous”
Brian asks, “why are you famous?”
Berkley “because I’m on a lot of things”
Brian asks, “What are you on?”
Berkley: “the bench”
(She is actually sitting on a bench)
Berkley upset that something wasn’t fair
SP: berkley, do you want death and hell?
SP: well then life’s not fair
Boo: then I do want death and hell
Berkley, while looking at the outside garden of Chick-fil-a. “Dad those flowers are like moms flowers, they’re dying”
Didn’t realize til we were walking into the grocery store that Berkley just didn’t put on shoes when we left the house, and Becks was in his jammies from Jammie day at school. That can’t stop me from getting food for these Crazy People. We figured it out!
Found this snake. I don’t like this.
Who decided it was a good idea to let the Little One hold the snake IN THE HOUSE?!!? (After throwing Brian under the bus just now, I realized someone (aka: her mom) should consider brushing her hair…)
Brian sent me this picture and said they adopted a cat who needed a home. He was mocking me and my Junie B stunt, but I was excited to have a farm cat…take 2? (He didn’t bring it home )
“Dad, how come you scare so good and I scare so…bad.” – Berkley
“Beckham, can I see your underwear cause I forgot what ninjas look like” -Berkley
Berkley very upset:
“I am not a little swimmer.”
Me: Why not?
“Cause I don’t have the blue fish towel”
Sadie: Beckham, did you hear Berkley crying last night? I didn’t hear her.
Berkley: I didn’t even hear me crying last night.
“Daddy, are you strong enough to lift our play house? Cause Beckham and I really want a tree house.”