We have to sleep for 12 hours because we have to give the people on the other side of the world time to be awake. – Becks
Beckham walks in and sees our sheets off our bed (to wash them): “did one of you pee the bed?”
Boo: I drank a lot of beers today
Becks: that means you’re drunk
Boo: No, I’m not drunk, I drank three beers
(disclaimer, she didn’t drink any beers…and they know what being drunk is bc we live in a college town! )
Brian: Berkley, will you please start the dishwasher?
Berkley: (Thinks) Sure! Mom taught me how to do that! (Runs off!)
Berkley: (Comes back) “Is that the clothes cleaner or the food cleaner?”
Berkley: Mom, other people get pets, and they get to keep them.
(At Chick-fil-a) Berkley: dad, you can have this. It’s a potato fry.
Brian: What are the other fries?
Berkley: chickfila fries.
“How do the store people get so much money so they can say ‘cashback or no cashback’?” – boo
Berkley: “My job is the be funny”
Beckham: “Peter Pan’s name is Jack! …(pause). D-oh! Peter pans name is peter. Peter pans SONs name is jack ”
Berkley comes out of the bathroom holding her shirt
“will you help me put this back on?”
Laura: “Sure, but why is your shirt off?”
Boo: “Because I forgot to pull my pants down.”
L: “But why is your shirt off?
B: “I don’t know.”
Boo was out of bed and I asked her why
Boo: “I had to wash my hands cause they smelled bad”
SP: “it’s probably not your hands, it’s probably your upper lip. That’s what Howdy says.”
Becks: It’s an octopus. But it has more than 8 legs. So it’s an octopie
Becks: I’m eating carrots so I might not need glasses anymore.
Sadie Piper: Me too so I might be able to see Berkley at night
Berkley: My glow eyes might start working again!
Sadie asked why I was working out today and I told her it was so I could lose weight.
Before dinner she looked me up and down and told me she doesn’t think my exercise worked cause I didn’t lose any weight.
“My plate is hue-normous” -Boo
Laura: There used to be no cell phones.
Beckham: That would be horrible if you lived way back then
SP about boogers: “Sometimes you have to use your finger. Then I have to throw it somewhere.”
“dad those flowers are like moms flowers, they’re dying” -boo
Berkley let us know she wanted to get married so she could have a daddy and not work, just like her mom.
Talking to a friend, “We like really cold water. Cause we are from Texas.” -SP
“My arm ankle hurts.” – SP (speaking of her elbow)
SP about Lucy’s Mimi: “she has a Mimi too. Except her Mimi is way younger. She doesn’t even have wrinkles yet”
Pastor Tony in sermon: “Change of leadership”
Sp: “I heared ship! Can I draw a ship? Can I draw people inside?”
I had surgery to remove some atypical moles, so I was limping. Brian started calling me “Gimp-erella” When Berkley left the house that day she said, “Bye Gimp-erella!!”
Watching live Tv, commercial comes on
Boo: Why does it have these?
SP: They’re just advernating so people get more money
I asked Berkley about where a book was. She said she didn’t know. But she would look and find it and then “take a picture” to remember where it is (in her head).
When I asked her what the book was, she closed her eyes and said she was going to look at the picture. She opened her eyes and told me the title.
SP saw the sign for a dorm called Boyd Hall. She asked, “Why isn’t it Girld hall?”
Boo wrestling with Brian. Brian remembers he needs to reply to a text and picks up phone. Boo looks at him with mean face and says “don’t look up some good fighting moves”
Brian has Boo trapped. She says “dad, you have to let go of me cause you are the bad guy and the good guy always wins”
Dad washed hair.
Sadie dressed and ready to go.
SP “My hair has bubbles in it still…”
Sp, “can dads braid hair?”
Laura, “no, don’t let him do that”
SP, “there is a lot daddies can’t do”
Mom, “there’s a lot mommy’s can’t do too, that’s why God gave you mommy and daddy.
If you just had a mommy you’d have really clean hair but no fun. And if you just had a daddy you’d have fun, but not clean hair.”
SP, “So just having a daddy is way better”
Explained to Becks that two Ls in Spanish is a Y sound.
“So you could never spell ball” -Becks