Just a-riding in the buggy!
Beckham: Dad, you sleep at our house?
And here’s some poop talk for you! :
Berkley comes in worried a car outside is going to run her over on the sidewalk.
Brian: Why would the car want to run you over?
Berkley: Uhhh, because I pooped my pants?
Sadie Piper: (big breath) “Dad, when I pooped today it all came out at the same time!
Brian: Poor girl, did you have diarrea?
Sadie Piper: No. I used the wipes because my butt hurt really bad.
Berkley on the toilet taking a long time: “My poops are on their way. They have a long walk.”
She has also played “family” with these future poops…”The little poop has a Dudley (that’s a stuffed monkey around these parts) in his backpack. His name is called Buddy. He is going to school.”
Weird girl that one.
Berkley asked for a band-aid on her belly button (because she had a tummy ache, of cou. Sadie Piper was horrified and yelled, “NO MOM! Don’t put it there! She won’t be able to breathe!”
Berkley: “Why are you talking to daddy? Stop talking to him you are supposed to be making me dinner!!!”
Talking about Halloween and Berkley says “Yeah!! And you can dress uuuuuppp, like a trash can…”
Brian introduced Becks to the term “junk” when he said Becks was hit there when they were playing baseball.
Beckham then tells me, “I got hit in the trash can”
Berkley and SP sharing a snack one day. Berkley starts screaming, “I’M FREAKING OUT CAUSE I’M SCARED SHE IS GOING TO EAT IT ALL!!”
Beckham asks me one day, “Will you ask Jesus…I mean daddy…” (I don’t remember at all what he asked cause he and I started giggling so hard! I love that he’s getting old enough to enjoy a good blooper!)
Berkley: Andria talks like a bird
B: She says ‘Tweet tweet’
(she said “so sweet”)
Boo: Princesses don’t eat food.
L: What do they eat?