Berkley: “Sadie and mom looked the same. Until Mom died…(extremely long pause, we all look around at each other with wide eyes) her hair.”
Gave them a pack of tattoos. It was still a success cause it bought me 30 minutes of quiet.
We told Berkley she was never going to be able to drive and instead Becks was gonna have to drive her.
Beckham: “Yeah, I’ll Drive her around. Unless she’s in a bad mood. Then Sadie will have to drive her.”
When something is extra yummy we say it’s cause we added a little extra love into it. We were talking about watering plants this time and how Becks has been doing a good job and he playfully told us (whiney voice included):
Becks: “Cause I add a little extra ‘why do I have to do it?’ when I water them”
Berkley: “This game is no fun” Brian: “Why?” Berkley: “Cause the game is ‘Skip Berkley'”
Sadie piper said “are there any other games we can play with the pole?” Brian pipes in and quickly tells her no!!
This was them recreating the scene in Inside Out where Sadness is being dragged by Joy!
Becks retold a phrase that we had laughed at earlier and I laughed again. He said “mom, it’s only funny once”
Berkley asked Brian to watch a show. Brian: “Can I read a book and just pretend to watch?”
Telling SP the band Cloverton is from Manhattan, Sadie says “I didn’t know manhattan was big enough to have their own band!”
Laura: “Berkley, you are now in my personal space.”
Berkley: “Yeah, that’s cause I like being in people’s personal space”
Laura: Sadie, don’t let people get your panties in a wad
Berkley: she doesn’t even have panties on.
When we were going to see where Eisenhower is buried: “Dad, are you gonna dig to find him?” -Boo
Boo: I have a new student in my class and she’s already my BFF.
Laura: What’s her name?
Boo: I don’t know
Laura: Where did she move from?
Boo: Um, I think Kansas City. Cause she’s the same color as us and she talks like us
(in her defense she had a few new students from other countries move to her class that didn’t speak English yet!)
Personal hygiene in our house:
L: Berkley, did you brush your hair all weekend.
B: no. But I brushed the kitties’ hair.
Brian: it’s Tuesday and I’ve had this shirt on since Sunday
Berkley goes to blow her nose, tries and tells me there’s nothing in there cause she blew it out at snack time “so I’ll just put this Kleenex back, there’s nothing in it”
“I don’t weigh enough to be 6 ” -Berkley after we weighed her to see her dosage on a medicine and she didn’t hit the marker for 6 year olds.
“I have a funny daddy and a mom who cooks good food, that’s a good life.” – Boo
Berkley: “My panties are in a wad in my butt”
Sadie: “Berkley, it’s called a wedgie”
Sadie Piper toots and then says “I’m so cute, how did I do that?!”