Just normal shenanigans…

I don’t even know how to explain this one

Or this one

I have a love/hate relationship with napkins. I love that they love them, but some days I’m all out of ideas. That’s when I enlist Brian to help:

Or Berkley, who drew Beckham Zelda from heart

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Becks read something in a book about “Bubble Tea” and said “I wish that was a real thing and I could try bubble tea.” Well Bubbie, in this case, your dreams have come true!

This cat comes inside in the morning and goes straight to SP’s bed to crash. 

I’m not a fan of Little Debbie snacks, but the kids always ask for them anyways. They went on sale, each box for $1, so I went ahead and bought one of each and we had a taste test!

Sundays are for baking and dressing weird?

It’s so true. Kids just want the box.

We have the STEEPEST hill that leads to the creek by our house. These 3 went exploring and then called me to come drive them up the hill. But they were so muddy they weren’t allowed in the car. Our solution was to drive them home like this: 

Jiffy Pop day!

  

Berkley asked me to buy more glue gun sticks and tape and I told her to write me a reminder note. Here’s what I got: (it says “snort”)

March 2017

Then you “open” the paper plate card to this:

March 2017

Beckham’s soccer game isn’t riveting for the girls, so they made a friend and played Barbies!

  March 2017

Arts and crafts class face painting (insert that emoji of the bug eyes…)

 March 2017

Beckham and I were waiting for the orthodontist and playing on SnapChat. We were peeing our pants at some of the filters!

  March 2017

Although this was my fav…how I do get eyelashes like that??

March 2017

Just as of lately

Odd Squad Live came to town, and SP’s birthday was a few days before, so we got her tickets for her birthday and took her out just the three of us! (we really should do this more, none of us could remember a time when it was just her and us. Oops)

Crystal Pepsi makes a showing every now and then, and since that’s a blast from our past, we had to get some! We found it really really yummy, but that also led to a taste test. Cause we love a good taste test. (For the record, Crystal Pepsi won)

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Sadie Piper apparently discovered “pranking”

Dec 2016

This was under Brian’s pillow:

Dec 2016

We have the old house that when you flush the toilet the water in the shower gets hot!

Berkley’s school music program was all about Kansas!

Her and her BFF. They are two peas in a pod.

Afternoon entertainment after school one day was a car fire and watching the brave firemen put it out! 

 

Sometimes…

When I leave to run an errand and leave everyone at home with Brian, sometimes I get a video like this texted to me:

 

And then when I get home, sometimes I see this:

Dec 2016

It’s Brian making the pre-made cookie dough (that “slipped” into the basket when he ran to the store), but pretending he’s been working on them from scratch.

He seriously put flour on his face too.

Dec 2016

And then sometimes he goes to Walgreen to pick up ONLY good lotion Kleenex (poor SP had a snotty nose and was getting chapped!) and sends me this pic.

And claims the heart is a steal of a deal cause it’s only $7 but it used to be $15.

Remember that time…

Remember that time there was a bird in the church and Craig and Brian teamed up to save the day?

Craig scared it up and Brian’s job was to “shoo” it out the door that Craig would hold open.

 Dec 2016

Instead, Brian just grabbed it and walked it to the door…

Dec 2016

That’s weird.

Christmas crafting

Berkley made Santa (in his coffee filter sleigh!)

Dec 2016

He was being pulled by his reindeer!

Dec 2016

Brian introduced the kids to the “Double Decker Taco” and it may be Berkley’s new favorite meal cause it’s pretty much a craft…where refried beans are the “glue”…

Dec 2016

She also made her monkey Santa!

Dec 2016

These were hung all around “town” (aka our house)

 Dec 2016

These are also all around the house. They had cards they swipe through the bottom part and then enter their “number”

The girls got clothes from Yayay and Duck, so Brian made Becks a shirt so he didn’t feel left out!! (which he didn’t…but even before the “shirt”) 🙂 Dec 2016

“Quite the dilemma”

When K-State played Texas A&M in a bowl game this year it was literally the only possible match up in all of college football that we didn’t want to see.

When we told people it was “a dilemma” our K-State friends said “there is no dilemma, you root for KSU” and our Aggie friends said “there is no dilemma, you root for A&M.”

See what I mean??

Sadie Piper figured out the solution:

Dec 2016

She also decorated our front door!

Dec 2016

Clearly she has a favorite though! 🙂

I also put on my Aggie ring for the week…

Phone dump

Brian cleaned off the photos in his phone this week. Here are the highlights!

These are her crazy eyes

Baskin robins

The background of this looks fake!

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Cemetery snack time riding bikes home from school. Why Boo, why?Random

When they picked me up from the airport SP was dressed like Pikachu!

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What’s the difference between a locust and a cicada? We called them locusts growing up in Texas, but I feel like they call the same thing cicadas here. Hmm. I need to Google that. SP likes to collect the skins. It’s so stinking gross.

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Brian has this app that makes pictures look like paintings!

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Brian made the kids “Shrimp Boats” when I was gone. He’s so cool!

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There’s a trail behind our house that has a tree that was made for a photo of lots of kids on it! Jackson Shanahan over

She didn’t want a cake for her birthday, she wanted a clown cone!

Berkley

As of lately…

Brian kept saying “Beckham!!” one day like he was about to have a serious talk with Becks. Poor Beckham would say “Yes….” and Brian would tell him “Oh, I’m just reading the back of your shirt.” This went on all day. It was their “thing.” Until one time Brian said “Beckham you moron!”…this threw Becks off as Brian tried to explain, he was indeed still just reading his shirt.

(Also, this story sounds like we are super mean to our kids and their childhood is a rough one. I promise they know our love language is messing with them!!)

Me and my little one were twinkies!

Nothing says small town like a town tree lighting! This is the third year they have done this event (we went every year but last year…it was like 15 degrees that year and we are from Texas, so we stayed home) and it’s grown every year! 

This year they had these 3-D like glasses that when you wore them, make EVERY light bulb look either like a snowman or a Santa head, depending on which one you were wearing. I know the technology in my cell phone, microwave, computer, etc is amazing, but this was the coolest thing ever! How did they DO THAT???

Brian bought this solely because it had a red head on it. I bet her’s is real…

 

These two are buds. Beckham is really blossoming into the coolest big brother there is.

Oct 2016

More crafts: today’s was a “Yoshi face”

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These two call themselves the Littlests

Oct 2016

This was quite the dilemma for me at the store. (So I bought both)

Oct 2016

Brian’s desk working on a sermon. I felt like I wanted to make fun of him, but it’s not as cool when you are mocking someone for what? Too many bibles…? Yeah, no one mocks for that.

Oct 2016

Three peas in a slide.

Oct 2016