It is 1:06 PM
Sadie: When do we go?
Brian: When the first number is a 2, we will go.
Sadie: OK, I will go stare at the clock
Beckham: “It’s an octopus. But it has more than 8 legs. So it’s an octopie.”
“Hey Mom, I have elephant ears!”
Sadie Piper:” I know why they call it a submarine. Because you use it in the summer” (she hears summereen)
Sadie Piper “God will give us a happy heart but he won’t take our jokes out”
Berkley after watching The Wizard of Oz: “Why did Dorothy want to go back to Kansas because Kansas was dirty?”
Me: You mean black and white?
Berkley: Yes, it was dirty
Berkley: (speaking of Junie B of course) “She’s not a farm cat any more.”
Berkley: Cause she wasn’t a very good farm cat!
Beckham: She was a good farm cat. Mom wasn’t a good farmer.
Sadie Piper: “Eighties, nineties, ten-sies”
Beckham: “I can draw a bear that looks like a dog.”
Berkley: “Guess what daddy and I played today? Who could stay outside longest and dad got cold and I got have butter!!!” (yes, she “won” a spoonful of butter…)
SP: “Dad how come there are so many types if boogers? Eye boogers, nose boogers and food boogers?”
Dad: Food boogers?
SP: you know the sandwiches called Ham-boogers?
I was talking to Brian and SP interrupted. I said “Sadie, give me a second”. Once Brian and I were finished I said “ok Sadie, what do you need?” She said, “that was 21 seconds. “
Berkley: I laid down and falled.
Berks: Because I was tired of standing.
Berkley: “I’m as smart as a grown up. Cause I tell everyone what they have to do when they are a grown up.”
Becks: We should invent the XBox 300
Tarik: We would make millions
Becks: First we need to make one
Boo: “Small is another word for like, tiny tiny people. Like fish.”
Berkley tattled on SP for wiping a booger on her pants. Asked about it and turns out Berkley wiped her own booger on Sadie’s dress first
Beckham: I am not allowed to have wine.
Laura: Why not?
Beckham: Because y’all would be arrested.
Laura: Beckham, you are so responsible, thank you for keeping us out of jail.
Beckham: You’re welcome.
Laura has picture of Junie B in a tree
Berkley: Who are you going to send that picture to?
Laura: Who should I send it to?
Berkley: Somebody who hasn’t met kitty, hmm…Send it to Tiny.
Laura parked car over a sewer lid at the store.
Beckham: I hope the Ninja Turtles didn’t get out?
Laura: What? Why?
Beckham: You parked over a sewer lid.
Laura: Why do you not want the ninja turtles to get out?
Beckham: Well, they would protect us, but we would have to feed them tons of pizza.
Brian: Sadie, you can sit on the thing I always wanted as a kid (referring to the bunk bed) and see the thing mommy always wanted as a kid (referring to her looking out her window and being able to see her playhouse)
Becks walks in and says, “what? You never had a window?!”
Boo called hockey “skating golf”
Taylor Swift’s song “22″ came on and Berkley said “this is a Halloween song.”
Berkley: “Cause they are dressing up like hamsters” (it says dressing like “Hipsters”)
Berkley: “B I N G O and that was his name-o”
Berkley: “This is our Boo-sized town” (she refers to anything little as “boo-sized.” She was also referring to Manhattan)
Berkley: When I grow up will I be the big sister?
Laura: I don’t know
Berkley: Maybe we can find one. One that lost her mom. Maybe at the grocery store. Then we will have 2 big sisters!
Berkley: “When are we going back to our real house? Our big house?”
Sadie: “Will we give Junie b medicine? Will it be the kind we have to shove in her mouth? Cause I have to do that with her treats”
Berkley wants to read books in car at night.
Laura: you won’t be able to see them.
Boo: yes I will. I have glowing eyes.
2 minutes later
Boo: Work glow eyes! Work!
Brian: what’s wrong with your glow eyes?
Boo: they don’t work in the dark.