Berkley: I drew a rainbow farting cat. It’s fat because it ate a trampoline.
Here’s her drawing:
Brian: I don’t like the way Reebok makes me feel mentally
Boo: me and Sadie are fart guns.
Sadie: together we make a fart gun. Mine are stinky and hers are loud.
Radio: your lips taste like sangria.
Becks: he eats lips!?? Berkley tossed her ice cream into a cup of root beer and we laughed. Then she kept telling us.
I told her “remember it was only funny the first time”
Boo: “yeah!! Cause I went SPLAT!”
We laughed and she said “Was it funny again?!”
Shoot, she won.
Berkley: mom, do you feel what I feel?
Laura: what do you feel?
Sadie with her panties in a wad, coming to tattle: Mom! Beckham said I was normal! I am not normal!
Beckham: I didn’t say she was “normal,” I said she was like a normal girl who likes girl things.
(She was SUPER offended by being called “normal!”)
Berkley (holding an arrow): “where’s the Bowen?”
Beckham: “it’s only a bow. You have the arrow. It’s a “bow ‘N arrow!!””
Becks walks in the house to find Harriet sitting at table, he stares.
Hat: Beckham are you just gonna stare at me or are you going to come give me a hug?
Becks: I’m just gonna stare at you a little longer
Laura: “Berkley, am I gonna remember you this young when you get bigger?”
Berkley: “Well, yeah. You took a lot of pictures.”
Berkley: this is the best day ever! Anyways, I got a spanking, but it’s still the best day ever!!
Berkley: Dad are you gonna finish your book?
Berkley: Are you going to read all of it?
Brian: I might.
Berkley: Only if I stop talking to you huh?
Laura: “they don’t send you home with an instruction manual when you have a baby.”
Beckham “I got to fix that when I’m President”
SP: My bug bites are taking me down!! They itch so bad!!!
Sadie asked Brian to ask her spelling words to her. When she couldn’t find the list she wrote them all down on a piece of paper from memory (spelled correctly) then handed Brian the list and asked him to quiz her. Brian told her, “I think you’re good.”
Brian: The Astros went to the World Series, then Beckham was born, then they fell apart.
Beckham: I think it was my fault, I feel a little guilty now.
“Eggs sure do like to slobber a lot.” – Boo (speaking about the whites dripping when you crack an egg)
Berkley: what’s masking tape for?
Becks: I think for making masks.
Beckham: “I watched about a penny of Sadie’s softball game”
Laura: “You are mixing up your numbers, that’s money not time.”
Beckham: “No, like when people say, ‘I watched a quarter of the game,’ I only watched a penny”
SP: I like Yeses, not maybes.
Brian, testing this statement: Do you want a spanking?
SP: (pauses) “…and sometimes nos”
Sadie in Hobby Lobby: “Look Mom! I have two heads!”
Sign said “$250 Fine” in handicap spot
Sadie: “Does that mean if you pay $250 it’s “fine” if you park there?”
There is a road south of Manhattan called 903. I follow it’s 5 mile loop when I just want to take a short ride or stay close to town. About 3 miles in there comes the point in the photo above. I’ve found it illustrates life in Christ well.
There are clearly two options, you can go right or you can go left. There is road both directions and I can decide to go either way. In fact when I first began riding this route I became very curious where the road to the right went. I knew the left well, it is labeled and all I had to do was follow it to continue on smooth road back to the city, but what if there was something really amazing to the right? Something better than the actual path?
So I tried it. It turned into gravel and then an actual pit where machines are extracting sand for cement. It dead ended in a pit. I guess it made me realize I know the Christian walk, but often, particularly in our youth, curiosity gets the best of us. Which was the next thing I learned, there is wisdom in learning to follow the proper path. There is also wisdom in not going down that path the next time I come around the loop. Growth through mistakes is commendable, failure to grow from mistakes simply is not.
Laura spent the weekend in California eating sushi and riding hot air balloons, you know roughing it. By early Saturday morning I knew I would need a plan for the three crazies or I would might actually go crazy.
So while I was looking at photos of our friend Tammy who went to be with the LORD this week I thought we should do something fun today, a good memory the kids could look back on and think, you know, life is great! Then I remembered seeing a picture of grown man on a razor scooter in robot costume a few days earlier on Instagram.
So in Phineas and Ferb fashion I told them, “Weirdos, I know what we’re gonna do today!” They were quickly on board and we headed to the liquor store for boxes, then the grocery store for bigger boxes and Home Depot for two cans of silver spray paint.
They told me where to cut their boxes and then spray painted them. After they dried each decorated their robot in creative ways.
Sadie Piper’s had a shutoff button under her arm so she could hide it. She also had a big red button on her back that if you pushed she would attack you.
Beckham’s had a headpiece for communicating with people and he wanted rectangle eyes not round.
Berkley wanted leg holes so she could step in and close the door behind her. She also wanted a place to put a water bottle on the inside.
We then adventured around town and made this video. Really Berkley dancing in the alleyway just makes my day, I didn’t even realize how great her dance was until I looked back at the video later. I could watch it over and over.
We ruined some jumper cables by connecting black to red on Friday. One clip got so hot that it melted right off which is why they became props for this project.
Berkley fell when trying to down the curb. This kind woman ran to help her. She later told me, “Dad, it didn’t hurt because I was a robot”
They then asked if they could get a picture with the robots. There were a few other girls who asked for pictures later as well.
I feel like Sadie Piper’s robot is totally her in this picture.
This is Anderson Hall at K-State
I did not prompt this in anyway. Berkley ducted into her costume saying she was a turtle now. Sadie followed suite and Beckham just looks at me and does this so I took a photo while laughing.
We then headed to K-State Football Fan Appreciation Day still wearing robot suits. They collected signatures on their suits.
This is Hall of Fame Coach Bill Snyder. He seemed a little confused, but rolled with it pretty well when we asked for a photo with him.
Later that night at bedtime I told Berkley, “You got to meet Bill Snyder!”
She said, “I did?”
I said, “Yeah, the old guy you took a picture with”
I then asked, “Who did you think he was?”
She said, “Just an old guy who likes to hand out posters.”
This one is parenting gold. The best parenting book we’ve read. It’s small, but packed with great encouragement and challenges to make our parenting more biblical. Be warned: JC Ryle shoots it straight.
Sheri Reymond turned me on to this book. I rarely re-read things, but I find myself coming back to this one. I don’t struggle to believe God is sovereign, but I didn’t realize I did often struggle to believe He was good. These short devotionals helped me understand His goodness better. She also has ones on Purity, Contentment and Joy.
It’s no secret we love us some John Piper (Sadie PIPER…) and his wife Noel was no exception either. This book made God bigger and realer to me. And ANYTHING that does that is a great thing. It was short bios on some women I want to be more like.
Brian loves this one especially for pastors/elders (but not exclusively by any means!). It will teach you that you aren’t Jesus, and that you need Jesus. It’s a reminder to slow down and think and know the limitations of being a finite being.
We read this in our Ladies’ Book Study. It was a great book to read with a group cause the discussion was great! It’s a challenge to grow in holiness and not be content to stay “where you are” cause that’s not what Jesus calls us to.
This post could also be titled: “The only 15 things to do in Marysville, KS.” (no offense to Marysville, we loved this little town!)
While waiting in line at Call Hall one day the woman behind us had a Marysville shirt on. We asked her where that was and why that town name sounded so familiar. She said it was probably because of the black squirrels. We said, “The what?” She explained that they had squirrels that were completely black for some reason. That’s how this town an hour north of Manhattan ended up on our Summer Bucket List. We had such a fun day that we decided to rank our experiences.
So upon arriving into town it became clear that they do indeed pride themselves on their black squirrels.
Here’s all we did, ranked in “fun” order even!
1. See the Black Squirrels.
Y’all. They really have totally black squirrels.
The first squirrel we saw was a normal brown one, and we were about to cry “false advertising!!” but we asked some locals and they said they have brown ones, but they have black ones too, and that we would for sure see them. And we did! They were actually pretty common! Legend claims they arrived in Marysville when they escaped from a travelling circus in the 1910s!
2. Ride bikes on the Blue River Trails
This was actually the second reason we came out. Brian did some reasearch and found this great trail. It’s converted from the railroad tracks (just like Katy Trail) so totally flat!
We only rode 4 miles, but the trail is 13 miles long and has this cool bridge:
Sadie and I took a picture cause we were twinkies this day. And Berkley was pretending to be a bunny and the picture is mid-jump!
3. Alcove Springs
We called an audible as we were on our way back home when we saw a sign that said “Alcove Springs, 6 miles.” What is Alcove Springs? Do we care? We followed the sign.
It’s a spring that forms a cool waterfall!
The settlers coming along the Oregon Trail discovered it in the 1800s. (The Donners passed thru here too, so they had water…but no food…)
The hike was a pretty one.
4. Take a Picture with the Giant Pony Express Statue
This actually ranked higher than visiting the actual Pony Express Barn (below). Cause posing with statues ranks high in our book.
5. Get a milkshake at Penny’s Diner
Thought it would be fun to find a fun local spot to stop for a snack, and Penny’s was it!
We would have thought this place had been around 60 years. It was actually built in 1999
6. Visit the only remaining Pony Express Barn open to the public
The Pony Express was only a thing for 19 months (1859-60), who knew?
We didn’t go into the barn or museum (it was $6 for adults and $4 for kids, we are too cheap) but we peeked in the window and went to the gift shop!
7. The Rope Ferry
A life-sized recreation of a rope ferry used along the Blue River
8. Visit the City Park
This scored high for a few reasons. One, cause they had an old school teeter-totter. (moments after this photo was taken someone was crying…) And two because it was just cool. I’m guessing it was designed by the same people who did the Clay Center one.
9. Try to catch a rat snake
Cause we’ve done a lot of that this summer!
10. Ride the Dinosaur
At a random Sinclair gas station
11. Take a photo at the Pepsi Bottling Company
There’s no bottling, just distribution, but a cool sign to show for it
12. Check out the rows of charred catfish heads on fence post
You know how some people put boots on fence posts? This guy had a huge collection of huge catfish heads on his!
13. Visit the one room school house
It’s a real one room school house
14. Check out the Sod House
It’s a one room furnished house you can look into (which was good for our kids to understand so we can say remind them of it when they claim to need more space! )
15. Visit the historical courthouse
Disclaimer: we didn’t go in. That’s why it got the 15th spot!
Last year Harriet Reymond gave us tickets to The Taste of the Ville and we had such a great time that we shared in the church email when tickets went on sale this year in the hope that others would join us for the adventure this year.
Simply put most of the restaurants in Aggieville give out a single serving of some food or drink. Participants then travel around with a punch card to each stop over a two hour period. This year we had an even better time than last year with such a fun group of people.
We’ll do it again in 2016, so when you see tickets are for sale buy them and prepare for a fast paced Aggieville food adventure.
At Tubby’s the men got on the bar and while I’d like to blame the alcohol not a single drink was had.
Bluestem Bistro where somehow everyone got in the photo.
Laura & Christine at Buffalo Wild Wings
Tricia, Christine, Laura, Danielle & Hannah at Rock-A-Belly.
Nicola & Ryan eating Tofu and General Tso’s Chicken at Tasty China House
One of things that made this year fun was a goal to complete the whole list and we did with about 4 minutes to spare. At the end we shared what we were most surprised by and what was the best item.
The overwhelming victor of the best item was:
Varsity Donuts who had a hot cinnamon sugar donut.
Biggest surprises (in a good way) were:
Bluemont Hotel who served Pot Stickers and Hummus with Pita Bread
Keltic Star Public House who served Bread Pudding
Eighteen 63 who served fried pickles.
Most of the restaurants did a great job, the only disappointments were Fuzzy’s Tacos who gave about a tablespoon of rice or beans and Taco Lucha because they didn’t participate at all.
Here is a full list of was served:
Bluemont Hotel Lounge – Pot Stickers and Hummus with Pita Bread
Bluestem Bistro – Banana Bread French Toast & Green Tea
Buffalo Wild Wings – Boneless Chicken wings
Cold Stone – Ice Cream something rather.
Dancing Ganesha – 65 Spice Chicken (very good, plan to eat there soon)
Eighteen 63 – Fried Pickles
Fuzzy’s Taco Shop – Rice or beans
Goodcents Deli – Various Sandwiches
Jeff’s Pizza Shop – Really good full slices of pizza
Keltic Star Public House – Bread Pudding with rum sauce
Kite’s Bar & Grille – Fried Cheese and Chips and Espinaca Dip
Pizza Hut – BBQ Pizza, which was good, but small piece.
Radina’s Coffee House – Various Smoothies.
Rock-A-Belly Deli – Hummus and pita bread
Rusty’s Bar – Corn Salsa and chips
Starbucks – Iced Coffee with flavor options
Tanner’s Bar & Grill – Chicken Lips (amazing good chicken fingers)
Tasty China House – General Tso Chicken, Tofu
The Pita Pit – Slice of some great tasting pita wrap
Tubby’s Sports Bar – BBQ & Buffalo chicken wings
Varsity Donuts – Hot and fresh cinnamon sugar donut.
So our spinning teacher told us about a waterfall hidden in the hills south of Junction City. When they damned this creek up to make a lake it just went around the dam and made a waterfall that feels like we’re in some South American country.
Along the walk we found “Texas” sized dandelions.
Here is a video of what it looks like as you come out from the path.
In the water were Aligator Gars. Weird fish with long gator like mouths and teeth. I nearly caught on with my bare hands, you can see it slipping out of my hands in this picture.
We saw 5 snakes, none of which were venomous, but a little creepy to be swimming with them.
This video shows one that was trying to swallow a fish when we disturbed it.
Another video of same snake
Berkley tried to ride it like a water slide, but it wasn’t quite slick enough.
Here it is from a ways back.
Off to the side is a legit spring with freezing cold water coming out of the wall.
Tony Felich and I rode the Katy Trail for 5 years in a row and then after leaving for Manhattan I bailed on the trip last summer. I didn’t want to hear about how the Yankees have 27 rings, a few of which are even legitimate. So I tried to bail again this year and peer pressured me into making it happen (cause he misses me I’m sure). So the plan this year was a bit over 200 miles.
Here we are starting in Pilot Grove.
Our first night we stayed in the Globe B&B, the new owners running it took over just 7 days earlier. Literally the only food for sale in the town was frozen pizza at the bar. After eating a whole piece Tony realized the entire bottom of his pizza was covered in green mold.
This is a sink.
Here we are well rested ready to ride to Hermann
The best parts of the trail we generally don’t take photos of, fields of wheat and other things.
I was asked a few times why I had a Wiffleball bat. I was hoping Tony would play a little, but he’s a curmudgeon when it comes to Wiffleball.
This take from the car bridge at Boonville looking out at what someday will be the Katy Trail bridge. Water was high, but nothing threatening the trail.
This ammo shed is just east of Rocheport. Ironically it was made keep ammo dry, but today it’s got a pond inside it from water leaking in.
Just past Jefferson City I threatened to kill Tony for something. Probably telling me how stupid my bat was. Midway through the day I threw it at him during a stop and forgot to pick it up. I like to imagine some child found it and will enjoy this great game in the middle of nowhere Missouri.
This little guy was not shy at all. I should have brought him home as a pet, but then I’m sure we’d give it away if I did that.
The is from the bridge heading into Hermann, Missouri. Nice town, pasta is a bit pricey, but would be fun town to explore if weren’t exhausted by end of the day.
The oldest bridge labeled was built in 1899. It’s the only thing on the trail that existed before the Cubs last Series Championship.
Found this ladder that seemed a bit short to be of any use. Just kinda seems whatever you couldn’t reach before you got the ladder out, you still can’t reach after you get the ladder out.
This is my stead, best bike I’ve ever owned. Surly Cross Check.
Nearly everyday the weather says rain is coming and everyday Tony tells me it won’t rain. About 20 minutes after it started raining he finally conceded it would rain that day.
So up to this point things went great, no wrecks, no injuries. In fact the rain started a few minutes before the girls showed up. I hate to say they brought bad luck, half because I don’t believe in luck and half because we enjoy their company. However, it was a bit like allowing Jonah to join your little voyage.
I can’t remember how it started years ago, but these two jump. This is actually a recreation from memory of a 2013’s photo just like it.
What was different this year is Tony and I got in on it and boy do we jump higher than our wives.
Brian: Look a big cliff
Laura & Shari: Let’s jump in front of it.
Brian: Look a nice Dodge sports car
Laura & Shari: Let’s bash in the windows!
Brian: Look a bench
Laura & Shari: Let’s jump off it!
Brian: Look at Katy Trail sign
Laura & Shari: Let’s jump in front of it!
Brian: Look the sign that marks where the Daniel Boone Judgement Tree may or may not have been.
Laura & Shari: Let’s jump in front of it!
I thought this was a sweet picture, don’t tell Tony I posted it.
So the rain came and wind came and the trees fell over. Like Hulk we tried to pick this tree up. Unlike Hulk, when that didn’t work we walked around it.
This was a few trees down, we had to go over them.
Somehow I wrecked for the first time in what is now six years.
Laura had clip in pedals and fell over once and then later a strange string of events happened.
Tony hit a stick with his bike moving it to a weird angle, Laura hit the stick awkwardly and her tires flew out from under her (which gave her huge bruise on her butt).
Shari looks back while stopping to check on her and her leg goes into the big gear at the front of the bicycle and starts squirting blood out like a fountain. We try and stop it and at first it doesn’t work. Tony rips up a t-shirt (his good one) and ties it on, bleeding stops.
Doesn’t look like much when the fountain is turned off.
Shari rides rest of the way (tough woman) and along the way prays that we’ll have a nurse. We get to the B&B and they have new owners, the wife is a retired critical care nurse answering her prayer.
Because we rode through mud the tires made this line on everyone’s back. Heidi says it looks like Tony & I just ran right over them with our bikes.
The next morning we our bikes rode the last 28 miles in the back of this truck.
On way back to KC we stopped for lunch in Columbia. As we headed back to the Interstate a van rushed through a light and hit this red car which was launched into the back of our car. It was pretty scary and set us back a few hours, but none of us were injured beyond a little whiplash like symptoms. God spared us and we’re thankful to be alive.
We did meet this State Trooper who awesome. The red car was stuck to us and he was telling us to drive and we’ll drag it behind us. We were concerned it would pop off in the middle of the road. He responded, “Either way we’re screwed, let’s do it!” He then told us enthusiastically, “Let’s go for broke!” and ran off only to return a second later saying, “Not literally.” before running off again.
The car did pop off and he started pushing it and some guy jumped out of his car and started helping him. I forget how friendly people here in the midwest are. Here is video of them pushing the car.
And now a few more jumping pics cause that’s what we do on the Katy Trail.
One of our neighbors has lived here since she was a little girl and she told us the zoo used to be free, with no fences, so her and her siblings would walk through the field in our back yard straight to the zoo. And that the peacocks (they still aren’t caged inside the zoo) would come and sit outside her window (which sounds cool, until you hear the noise a peacock makes). But now that the zoo has admission, we don’t get peacocks. Until last week!